I have red hair and big baby blue eyes. When I trip over myself I don’t look down like there was a huge crater in the sidewalk, it was probably just me being clumsy. I hate dishwashers. I’m very stubborn and a total dork. I don’t talk to strangers or run with scissors and I always wear my seatbelt because my momma tells me to. I can’t knit a scarf but I knit grass. Sometimes I talk funny but if you listen, I just might have something important to say. I love horrible movies. I like my coffee iced, my steak bloody and my fish raw but my bacon burnt. I make coffee with my tea kettle and I make tea in my coffee pot. And...
Well, maybe some things are only funny to me.
