A Little Bit Ridiculous

Sleep texting.

I really closed my eyes for a “minute” at 7 and got woken up at 10 and told to go to bed.

flying—blue—box:

wearejohnlocked:

captured-ghosts:

How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion!

sometimes I struggle to believe that the usa is a real country and not an elaborate joke

i live in the usa and i cant believe it either

I’m with you.

inkedweddings:

Beautiful, vintage, rustic and DIY Tattooed Bride and Groom - upstate NY. To see the full set, visit: http://www.inkedweddings.com/vintage-rustic-diy-tattoed-wedding/

zosowiththemosto:

milkpunk:

yapped:

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

I have found my people.

who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video

youre all my soulmates

toinfinityandbeyonce:

boneses:

a 39 second cosplay skit that receives a standing ovation.

once you watch it, you’ll understand why.

(Source: theponfarr)

This is my favorite.

This is a terrible cuddle session…

archiemcphee:

“I thought they smelled bad…on the outside.”

Costume and prop designer (and now fantasy taxidermist) Malaki Keller, created this awesome 1:1 Scale Tauntaun Skin Rug for Autumn Massey, who came up with the concept. Don’t worry, no actual Tauntauns were harmed in the making of this rug, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t still the perfect solution to those bitter cold nights on Hoth.

[via Neatorama]

@SHORTJOKESGOOVERMYHEAD!

A Little Bit Ridiculous

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